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Post by Ronald"The Lovecraft"Williams on May 1, 2009 11:59:47 GMT -5
We start the scene with Reid Anderson walking into Ronald Williams locker room where Ronald is sitting on a couch doing what he does best. Admiring himself. Ronald is holding a mirror and looking at his newly shave pubescents, which have been shaved into the shape of an R. Ronald smiles and laughs at plays with his tiny amount of pubic hair he has left. Reid is disgusted, but alas, he has to talk to Ronald because his job depends on it. "Ronald, don't you think you should be out making a promo or something? You need to hurry up and get that title so I don't lose my job"Ronald smiles"Fuck you, I don't have to do anything. It's not like Evening Bird is going to do anything either for this match. In all honesty, this whole tag team match seems pretty retarded. So fuck it, I'm gonna lay on my couch and play with my dick."camera fades out. [/b][/center] |
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Post by scottywood on Feb 22, 2010 22:18:18 GMT -5
Scottywood: THANK YOU, thank you for cutting away before we witnessed what is likely a daily habit for you. Certainly not something I would expect from a man with the nickname "The Love Craft". But hell, this is ICW, no one should expect anything less then utter shit. I mean who the fuck shaves letters into their pubes? I've never found a woman that finds that remotely interesting in a man. And you seem to remind me of someone.... I just can't put my finger on it... You do seem like your from another planet.... or that maybe battled an evil pirate....
Frankie: ROBIN WILLIAMS!
Scottywood: YES! Damn, when did Robin Williams get into wrestling? Guess ICW will hire anyone, even washed up actor who haven't been good since they dressed up as a 60 year old woman.
Frankie: I loved Mrs. Doubtfire!
Scottywood: As did we all, but Robin Williams doesn't belong in a wrestling ring.... I guess jackin' off on a couch is the best place for him. Just make sure you wash your hands before you step into the ring, because that would just be nasty....
Frankie: Jackin' off?
Scottywood: Never you mind.... let's go though this jobberitis wears off on me.....wait...
Walking off from thee camera the camera follows Scottywood until he busts down a door and we see Ronald Williams jacking off on a couch as he quickly pulls his pants up and Scottywood drills him in the head with a big boot and plants him on the floor with an SDT.
Scottywood: Bring me the cross and gasoline....
Frankie drags in a cross and a can of gasoline into the room as we see Scottywood throw Ronald on the cross and proceed to nail spikes through Ronald's hand and onto the cross as Scottywood starts pouring gasoline on the pubic hair shaving icon of ICW.?
Scottywood: You got a light Frankie?
Frankie pulls a match book out of his pocket and hands it over to Scottywood who smiles as he lights the match and tosses on the cross which engulfs in flames as we can hear the Love Craft scream as Scotty just continues to smile.
Scottywood: ValWhora.... AWS Man.... This will be your future!
Turning from the flaming cross we see Scottywood and Frankie exit the room as the fire continues to burn.
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