Post by Damien Samsoknight on Apr 16, 2009 20:19:55 GMT -5
*We go to the home a family in Washington D.C. All of them are sitting down watching television. They are watching the news channel. Ralph Nader is beginning to give a hype speech for the upcoming ppv. The family is a big fan of Ralph Nader. They begin to watch the television*
*On the screen ,is a shot of the white house, a podium is set up on a stage. There is a crowd of over 8000 people who came to listen to Ralph Nader’s speech. The people here a noise in the distance. The sound of a car crashing into a dumpster is heard in that direction. The crowd is in shock as they see a man come out of the car. They are astounded to discover that it is their beloved hero Ralph Nader. Ralph Nader stumbles out of the car on to the ground. He manages to pull himself up. He staggers towards the podium as he appears extremely drunk as his eyes are heavy. He wipes the drool off of his chin, and puts his mouth to the voice stick*
Ralph Nader: Gooh day muh fellow ameri…..*sidetracked by his dizzyness, slaps himself in the face to get focused*.. Look at me people of American! Look at me!!! You see this?!?! This is the voice of a broken man! *still hammered*. So they say I am all about politics do they? ! They think I don’t take wrestling seriously?! Well take a look around America! Every wrestler in ICW accusing me of being fake….*Belches, feeling nauseous from all the alcohol he had consumed a short time ago*… Well they are justa buncha god damn hypocrites!
*Begins pacing back and fourth on the stage, yet having trouble keeping balance*,
Ralph Nader: Let’s start with you Ronald Williams…*having trouble speaking*…. You act like I am some push over, Someone you can feel sorry for by just handing over a victory. Cut the shit Williams! I don’t need your help. This Sunday I will make sure you know that I can carry my own wait!
*The crowd is displeased with Ralph speaking terrible things about another wrestler. They begin to boo him*
Ralph Nader: Shut up I am not finished! *says so loud and angrily that the crowd goes completely silent….* No I did not forget about you Israel Adams. You mentioned last week that I am only about politics, eh? You think I am all talk, don’t you? Well then what makes you so high and mighty, huh? Is it the number of illegal drugs you abuse yourself with? . I know one thing, it sure as hell isn’t your skills in the ring that makes you so famous[color=Blue]….*trys to hold back from throwing up, still in a drunken state he continues to talk*.. All I can say is that you got lucky last Friday. Yet at the same time, you lost me my title shot! You have awoken a side of me that I never knew I had, This Sunday you will see who Ralph Nader really is. I’ll fuck up anyone in my way to get to you Israel Adams. This Sunday I will make sure that the only thing you’ll be leaving the ring in is a stretcher.
*looks out in the front of the crowd, and Ralph sees a small child on his father’s shoulders, the child is extremely pale, as Ralph Nader just chewed out the child’s hero. Ralph Nader looks at the child’s hand and notices he is hold an Israel Adams action figure. Ralph grabs it from the child. The child screams, but the father is in such shock that he does not try to stop Ralph Nader for fear that he may retaliate. Ralph then hands a small American flag to the child. The child stops crying as if he was never upset in the first place, and smiles at Ralph Nader. Ralph walks over to the camera and grips it with his hand, holding the action figure in the other hand.*
Ralph: This Sunday Israel Adams….You will lose everything! And I will walk out of the ring victorious!
*Takes the action figure, throws it on the ground. Then thrusts the heal of his shoe on to the action figure. Crushing it into several pieces.*
*One man in the crowd begins to clap alone very slowly. Then another man joins in on the clapping. Soon all of the people in the crowd begin to clap. Faster and faster until it turned into an applause,still remaining loyal to their favorite wrestler.*
*Ralph Nader staggers slowly off of the stage, and gets back in his car. Knowing he had said what he needed to say, he put the key in the ignition and drove away*
*On the screen ,is a shot of the white house, a podium is set up on a stage. There is a crowd of over 8000 people who came to listen to Ralph Nader’s speech. The people here a noise in the distance. The sound of a car crashing into a dumpster is heard in that direction. The crowd is in shock as they see a man come out of the car. They are astounded to discover that it is their beloved hero Ralph Nader. Ralph Nader stumbles out of the car on to the ground. He manages to pull himself up. He staggers towards the podium as he appears extremely drunk as his eyes are heavy. He wipes the drool off of his chin, and puts his mouth to the voice stick*
Ralph Nader: Gooh day muh fellow ameri…..*sidetracked by his dizzyness, slaps himself in the face to get focused*.. Look at me people of American! Look at me!!! You see this?!?! This is the voice of a broken man! *still hammered*. So they say I am all about politics do they? ! They think I don’t take wrestling seriously?! Well take a look around America! Every wrestler in ICW accusing me of being fake….*Belches, feeling nauseous from all the alcohol he had consumed a short time ago*… Well they are justa buncha god damn hypocrites!
*Begins pacing back and fourth on the stage, yet having trouble keeping balance*,
Ralph Nader: Let’s start with you Ronald Williams…*having trouble speaking*…. You act like I am some push over, Someone you can feel sorry for by just handing over a victory. Cut the shit Williams! I don’t need your help. This Sunday I will make sure you know that I can carry my own wait!
*The crowd is displeased with Ralph speaking terrible things about another wrestler. They begin to boo him*
Ralph Nader: Shut up I am not finished! *says so loud and angrily that the crowd goes completely silent….* No I did not forget about you Israel Adams. You mentioned last week that I am only about politics, eh? You think I am all talk, don’t you? Well then what makes you so high and mighty, huh? Is it the number of illegal drugs you abuse yourself with? . I know one thing, it sure as hell isn’t your skills in the ring that makes you so famous[color=Blue]….*trys to hold back from throwing up, still in a drunken state he continues to talk*.. All I can say is that you got lucky last Friday. Yet at the same time, you lost me my title shot! You have awoken a side of me that I never knew I had, This Sunday you will see who Ralph Nader really is. I’ll fuck up anyone in my way to get to you Israel Adams. This Sunday I will make sure that the only thing you’ll be leaving the ring in is a stretcher.
*looks out in the front of the crowd, and Ralph sees a small child on his father’s shoulders, the child is extremely pale, as Ralph Nader just chewed out the child’s hero. Ralph Nader looks at the child’s hand and notices he is hold an Israel Adams action figure. Ralph grabs it from the child. The child screams, but the father is in such shock that he does not try to stop Ralph Nader for fear that he may retaliate. Ralph then hands a small American flag to the child. The child stops crying as if he was never upset in the first place, and smiles at Ralph Nader. Ralph walks over to the camera and grips it with his hand, holding the action figure in the other hand.*
Ralph: This Sunday Israel Adams….You will lose everything! And I will walk out of the ring victorious!
*Takes the action figure, throws it on the ground. Then thrusts the heal of his shoe on to the action figure. Crushing it into several pieces.*
*One man in the crowd begins to clap alone very slowly. Then another man joins in on the clapping. Soon all of the people in the crowd begin to clap. Faster and faster until it turned into an applause,still remaining loyal to their favorite wrestler.*
*Ralph Nader staggers slowly off of the stage, and gets back in his car. Knowing he had said what he needed to say, he put the key in the ignition and drove away*