Post by jfs on Mar 26, 2009 20:39:39 GMT -5
[ You May Call Me: ]
Jordan Freaking Sharpe
[ But I'm Also Known As: ]
Simply The Best
The Rated TV G Superstar
The Disturbed Angel
The Drama Setter
The Renegade
The King Of Controversy
Monday Night's Main Attraction
The Ghost Of Christmas Past
The Champaign Supernova
Born Under The Gun
The Bulletproof Idea
The Exception
The Freaking God
future.present//
The Infamous
Jordan Sharpe Loves Sideways Snowboarding ... Wait no I don't ...
[ This Is All You Need To Know: ]
Hometown: Woodstock, NB, Canada
Residing: New York City, NY
Sex: Male
Height: 6'5''
weight: 248 Pounds
Age: 26
Wrestling Style: His Own, Aptly Named "Perfect"
Allignment: Mega Heel
Theme Music: "Mein Herz Brennt" - Rammstein
Alliances: His Own Ego
Weapon Of Choice: His Custom Graffiti Tagged 2X4
Jordan at the "Jordan Sharpe is awesome" Parade
[ The Grand Entrance: ]
The Camera Zooms In On The Titantron, As The Top Half Glows In Green And The Bottom In Yellow, Playing His Entrance Video, With Many People Experiencing the Sharpeknife First Hand. After About 15 Seconds, The Camera Slowly Zooms Out, and the Lighting goes crazy, and strobes in Silver and Blood Red. He Makes His Way Out, And The Crowd Goes insane as he flys around the stage, Pumped Up, Holding His Title On His Shoulder if he has one. He makes his way down the ramp, pointing at himself, the crowd, his opponent, the camera, or whoever else needs to be pointed at. Jordan will then slide in the ring, and the lighting will change to a strobe of all kinds of colours, Blue, Red, Green, Yellow, Etc. And He Will Pump The Crowd Up, mixing in a few rights and lefts to the turnbuckle to warm up.
Jordan Sharpe loves Doritos!
[ My Repitoire: ]
[ What I Finish You With: ]
[ Primary ]
The Sharpeknife
The Most Feared Move In Wrestling. Jordan Sharpe's Full Nelson Facebuster, The Sharpeknife.
[ Secondary ]
The B.F.P.T
The Best Fucking Palm Thrust, a straight up, straight edge palm thrust to the face.
[ Aerial Finisher ]
Disturbed Dimensions
Sharpe Starts by putting his opponent in front of the turnbuckle face up, and then goes to the top rope. With his back to the ring, Sharpe does a backflip corkscrew 360 splash, landing with his stomach across his opponent's stomach, and with Jordan's head facing towards the middle of the ring. (Blitzkrieg's Sky Twister Press)
[ Submission Finisher ]
Fear
Four Words, Fear The Anaconda Vice.
[ Desperation Finisher ]
Jordan Sharpe's Very Own Plunge
Jordan sets a doubled over opponent's head on his knee. He climbs to the top rope. His Elbow is rested on their temple, and he jumps. Causes damage to the neck and temple, and possibly K.O.
[ Trademark, JS: ]
1) Shooting Sharpe Press: A cannon ball Shooting Star Press
2) New Skool: The Undertakers Old School, except instead of the Axe Handle, Sharpe does a hurricanrana.
3) COD - Concussion On Delivery: A Chicken Wing Impaler DDT.
4) Sharpe Neckbreaker: Jordan lifts the opponent in a suplex position and falls back, his opponent lands on his feet. Jordan will then drop them hitting the neckbreaker.
5) Canadian Roll: (California Roll) In one fluid motion, Jordan lifts his opponent up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry position and then quickly spins and drops his opponent to the mat. Sharpe then stays on top of his opponent to make the move a pin.
6) Palanca Tornado: (La Mistica) First, Jordan runs towards his opponent and swings up on their shoulders to perform multiple rotation head scissors. Instead of simply releasing his opponent's head and tossing them to the mat, though, Sharpe grabs his opponent's arm on the way down and applies an armbar submission to them.
7) Ten Knuckle Tumble: Modified Version of John Cena's Five Knuckle Shuffle, Except for it's a double fist drop. The first to the face, the second to the stomach, or in No-DQ Cases, The Nuts.
8) The Truth Be Known: Jordan sets his oppoent up as if he's going to give them a backdrop. But, as they go over, he spins, catches them, and Chokeslams them.
9) The Knife's Edge: Reverse Full Nelson Into A RockBottom.
10) The Sehx Slam: (Twirly Cutter) Jordan lifts his opponent up with a scoop slam, throws him over his shoulder, and hits a cutter.
[ Simply Unique: ]
1) Champions Elbow: Peoples Elbow.
2) Decepticon: Modified Protoplex where he flips them before they land so the opponent lands on their face.
3) Donkey Clutch: Camel Clutch with added pressure on the back; weardown move for the JordanSharpeShooter.
4) Back To Woodstock: (Go Home Driver) While holding his opponent in front of him, Jordan first swings his opponent behind his back and grabs his opponent's legs with his right arm while still holding his opponent's head with his left arm. He then hits a Kryponite Krunch, dropping his opponent head-first into the mat.
5) Pain With A Capital Q: (Impact Driver) From a reverse chancery, Sharpe lifts his opponent in the air and grabs his opponent's left leg with his right arm while holding his opponent in front of him. Sharpe then hooks his opponent's head with his left arm and drops them head-first into the mat.
6) Through The Mat: A Cobra Clutch RockBottom.
[ Powerful, Aren't I: ]
1) Ode To Milo - Sit-Down Powerbomb, from the Top-Rope. Usually used when Sharpe is pissed, and in a big match atmosphere.
2) Swinging DDT
3) Rolling Spinebuster
4) Super Fallaway Slam
5) Super Backdrop
6) Extreme Bottlebasher: (Diamondhead) Jordan picks his opponent up as if to do a powerbomb, but instead of slamming his opponent straight down, Sharpe spins around 360 degrees and slams his opponent's face and stomach first into the mat.
7) Gnarkillian Cut: (Cut Throat Driver) First, Jordan crosses his opponent's right arm across their neck with his left hand. He then lifts his opponent up onto his shoulders and drops down, driving his opponent head-first into the mat
8) The Insurmountable Offense: (Ikkitousen) First, Sharpe puts his opponent in a fireman's carry position. He then swings his opponent onto one shoulder and hits an Emerald Frosion.
9) J-Unit Driver: (J Driller) A double underhook piledriver.
10) The Emperor's Throne: (Kaki Cutter) Jordan takes his opponent from the front and performs a STO, but he slams his opponent more on their upper back and neck then a normal STO.
11) Botched - To The Degree Of 180: A "Botched" Pedigree, in which your opponent lands straight up on their head, possibly causing KO or severe neck damage. Or A Bad Headache.
[ Do Yourself A Favour And Tap The Fuck Out: ]
1) Fujiwara Armbar
2) Canadian Crippler (Crippler Crossface)
3) Ankle Lock
4) STF
5) FTS: (Fuck This Shit) Inverted STF, Where The Opponent is in the air.
6) King Kong Klutch: (Gorilla Clutch Hold) A reverse Texas Cloverleaf. After applying the move from the back instead of the front, Sharpe drops to the mat and applies pressure on the legs.
7) The Bermuda Triangle: (Triangle Lancer) With his opponent bent over, Sharpe first grabs his opponent's left arm with his right hand and hooks his left leg over the back of his opponent's head. Jordan then spins his opponent to the ground (with his opponent on his back) and pulls back on his opponent's left arm for a submission situation.
8) JordanSharpeshooter
9) Sharpest Scissors You'll Ever Find
10) 5UN5H!NE - Basically A Front Neck Lock, That Hurts A Lot.
[ I Make AJ Styles Look Like Shit: ]
1) 450 Splash
2) Diving Headbutt
3) Frogsplash
4) Shooting Star Press
5) Top Rope Asai Moonsault
6) Springboard Wheel Kick (From apron into ring)
7) Sommersault Plancha
8) Diving Clothesline
10) Seven-Two-Zero: (720 DDT) With his opponent standing in the middle of the ring, Sharpe goes out on the apron. He then does a backwards springboard off the top rope, turns back towards his opponent in mid-air, and connects with a tornado DDT.
11) Kanukadoraii: (Kanuka Tornado) While his opponent is laying on the mat, Jordan goes to the top and hits a backflip into a corkscrew splash.
12) Super Fallaway Moonsault: While holding his opponent in front of his chest while standing on the top turnbuckle, Jordan jumps off the turnbuckle and does a moonsault while continuing to hold his opponent, slamming him hard into the mat, and pinning him on impact.
13) The Arm-Drag Twister Machine: (Corkscrew Arm-Drag)
With his opponent standing outside the ring, first Jordan springboards off the side ropes and then the top rope as he exits the ring. Sharpe then does a full corkscrew in the air before arm dragging his opponent down to the mats below.
14) 630 Corkscrew Splash: With his opponent lying on the mat in the ring, Sharpe comes off the top turnbuckle, rotates 630 degrees in the air, and lands a senton on his opponent.
[ Ouch, Did That Hurt?: ]
1) The Diving Shoulder Block (Ultimate Warrior Style)
2) Rapid Punches
3) Various clotheslines
4) The Spear
5) Knees and Uppercuts
[ And This Is How I Wear You Down: ]
1) Unprettier
2) Reverse DDT
3) Stretch Backbreaker
4) DDT
5) High Angle Scoop Slam
6) Stalling Suplex
7) Wrist Lock Scoop Slam
8) Hiptoss
9) Scissors Sweep
10) Jump over Neckbreaker (Throw Back)
Woops, How'd that one get in there ..
--Note: While Sharpe does have a well rounded wrestling style, he's more prone to wear opponents down with submissions now a days. The Disturbed Dimensions and other high flying moves once again have been scaled back. He's also now gone for less high impact moves recently after his tenure in Japan, and now finishes off a lot of his matches with the awe-inspiring Palm Thrust/Anaconda Vice combo, when not relying on the deadly Sharpeknife.
LULZ I LOVE MOBILE PHONEZ
[ Ohh So Sexy: ]
Brown Coloured Medium Length Hair With stubble for facial hair. Wears A T-Shirt, usually with the Sharpeknife Logo on it, and Grey Jean Shorts. Elbow Pads with black wristbands and Black and White sneakers are also worn. For picbase purposes, Razor Friggin' Rob McCullough.
On Weekends, Jordan does
[ Polish Off The Gold ]
EWC Championship (2x)
WOW Heavyweight Championship (First, Last & Only)
EWC North American Championship (1x)
EWC Tag-Team Championship (2x)
EWC Hardcore Championship (1x)
EWC Cruiserweight Championship (1x)
EWC East Fuck The World Championship (1x)
[ Business Acquisitions: ]
Former Owner Of EWC.
Former Owner Of EWC Eastern.
Former Owner Of UWS.
Former GM Of WWE New Beginnings.
Sample Roleplays: www.freewebs.com/jordansharpe
Jordan also enjoys punching women.
"Whether you like it or you don't, learn to love it because it's the best thing going today!" - Ric Flair, on Jordan Sharpe. That's right.
Jordan also enjoys punching women.
"Whether you like it or you don't, learn to love it because it's the best thing going today!" - Ric Flair, on Jordan Sharpe. That's right.